When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.
I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024
Get the The Dairy Maidmug. A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.
by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022
Get the Marry maidmug. person 1: yo have you had your daily dose of minute maid pink lemonade? person 2: yeah bro shit was godly omg
by Rap fan ig April 20, 2023
Get the minute maid pink lemonademug. Maid Commander is a very Simped skin in the Roblox game called Tower Defense Simulator, you could not believe your eyes about how down bad people were for this skin, the amount of people acting like Maid Commander is a god, the bad artwork, the amount of Porn art, and John Roblox being Down bad, this destroyed a Fan base, until in 2024 when the creators of Tower Defense Simulator finally putted a end to this demon, finally the weebs stopped using it, but do NOT talk about Neko DJ, that also fucking destroyed the fandom, and also the amount of masturbating to this pixel on a
screen, and this also one of the most infamous skin to ever exist,
screen, and this also one of the most infamous skin to ever exist,
John: oh boy my favorite skin that I like to jerk off to everyday, Maid Commander!
Bill: dude you wasted all your money and robux on this stupid pixel!
President: we need to ban this game from ruining our People
John: well fuck
Bill: dude you wasted all your money and robux on this stupid pixel!
President: we need to ban this game from ruining our People
John: well fuck
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber October 31, 2024
Get the Maid Commandermug. What Pro Wrestlers say about their opponents being a one trick pony or hot topic for a few a hot minute.
Wait. Hold up there Minute Maid. You ain’t taking my time and title shot that I earned. So go to the back of the ‘cause ya boy is next.
by DragoNino April 23, 2025
Get the Minute Maidmug. Like a good crack cook who knows how to whip it well, an oven maid attends to flipping bho patties & helps with other chores around the op. (Whether trap, grow, distribution ect)
by wmrelief January 18, 2016
Get the oven maidmug. Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.
by I. M. Loos December 15, 2011
Get the noodle-maidmug.