Umpa-Lumpa

Creepy midget that wears creepy makeup and sings creepy songs for its creepy candy masters. It is soulless, having long since lost its humanity and driven insane by a diet consisting entirely of sugar and occasionally innocent, abandoned children. In battle, usually traveling in packs, it is able to channel the glucose stored in its defiled body to become rage incarnate. Despite its appearance, it is ruthlessly efficient and incredibly difficult to kill.

We're in some real pretty Umpa-Lumpa shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over!

What do you mean "THEY cut the power"? How could Umpa-Lumpas cut the power, man? They're animals!

Look there's something moving in here and it ain't us! Reading's off the charts man! Umpa-Lumpas all around us man! What the hell?

by shelax September 24, 2008

Pussy lump

the vaginal area appears to a large, round lump that sticks out farther than it should. often occurs on fat asses.

Savannah: look at that girls fucking pussy lump!!!

Michelle: it looks like a second stomach!

by 69ing November 24, 2009

bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin

The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.

I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.

by Suaver April 12, 2009

Lumpy Platypus

A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.

"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"

by MasterBeta2008 January 27, 2008

lumps

see humps

as in "black eyed peas" song MY HUMPS, refers to breasts and all of a lady's curves

omgsh, he said he loves my LUMPS.

by Patricia Ann <3 October 24, 2005

lump-o-potamus

A manager who looks like a hippo, and is as usefull as a lump of dog shit.

Who is in charge of this cluster fuck? That would be that lump-o-potamus over there sir.

by EarlK August 27, 2010

Grumpy Lumps

A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".

"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"

by Brny September 9, 2008