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lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.
He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.
by Sewpz February 27, 2020
mugGet the lotion brainmug.

lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant
Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.
by MosesI November 20, 2020
mugGet the lotion sleevemug.

Man lotion

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.
I covered my girl in man lotion last night
by hobo ben June 14, 2018
mugGet the Man lotionmug.

Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011
mugGet the Throat Lotion Dispensermug.

Lip lotion

Cum that a person rubs on their lips, after recieving a facial.
by Maverick Murdered Goose June 4, 2015
mugGet the Lip lotionmug.

lotionable

when ur ashy so u need to add lotion
antonio: ou mary is lotionable asf rn
by lolol638478274 September 19, 2022
mugGet the lotionablemug.

the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit
oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it
by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019
mugGet the the lotion banditmug.

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