He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.
by Sewpz February 27, 2020

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant
by MosesI November 20, 2020

by hobo ben June 14, 2018

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011

by Maverick Murdered Goose June 4, 2015

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by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019
