loggerithms

Mathematical formulas used by timber companies for maximizing their pulp 'n' paper yield.

I applied for a lumberjack's job and answered "excelled at loggerithms in high school" when I was asked what experience I had in da field. I got da job, but my foreman still just gives me a blank puzzled look each morning when I ask if he has any loggerithms for me to work out prior to our heading out into da forest.

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

loggers

1. what autocorrect changes 'poggers' to.
2. a very well known meme in the tannar eacott discord server, when something is great, it is loggers.
(logchamp is a variation of the word and is basically our way of saying 'mad lad')

*someone levels up*
everyone in the chat: loggers

by fullysh00k January 4, 2019

Longer Air

When something requires big gay or is a big shooter

Alex: John's PP requires longer air

by Longer Air May 28, 2019

loggers

a definition mostly used by mine crafter, Tommy Innit. First used in Logstedshire after Tommy was exiled from the SMP.

"Oh Tommy, here are some pity tools for you."
"NO! I DON'T WANT THIS. YOU AREN'T VERY LOGGERS!"

by acidcrate December 22, 2020

Loggers

poggers - but better

"man, that is loggers"
"don't you mean poggers?"
"nah, im in the pchaxwithmax discord. its loggers now"

by toshinight December 26, 2020

Longerbone

A very unfortunate last name.

1: "Hey, what's your last name?"
2: "...Longerbone..."
All but 2: *Dying of laughter*

by TheDankestOfEngines December 6, 2021

Lorgen

Lorgen is a sexy and handsome man with a large third leg. He is very tall and is the best athlete of all time, if he wanted to go pro in basketball he would’ve, Michael Jordan’s got nothing on him. He has the biggest third leg known to man. He pulls every girl in existence (only the hot ones). Btw he’s 6’5 and super rich

Example 1:

Guy 1: I’m so hot and smart

Guy 2: you sure are a lorgen then

Example 2:

Girl: omg all men are assholes

Guy: you haven’t met lorgen then

by GisCool69 January 24, 2022