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the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting. 

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

Large Drink Lynk 

The name for somebody who constantly goes against the norm and buys large drinks at lunch even though there are free refills. This person has no regard for the value of money and uses the larger cup as a status symbol and to humiliate his/her friends who have normal sized drinks. Often called "LDLs" these type of people are menaces to society.
Standing in line at taco bell:
Me: "I'll take a small drink, I like to save my money."
Justin:"Gimme the large BITCH! You cant stop me son!"
Me: *Nodding my head in disgust* "What a Large Drink Lynk...
Large Drink Lynk by EJones September 21, 2009

large dick 

A large penis that most girls go crazy for and want to suck every night.
Alexa did you hear that Dylan has a large dick I want to suck it so bad and I want him to shove it up my slimey vagina
large dick by Salad.shaker10 April 11, 2018

Large Doughnut 

The large doughnut can mean mean many things depending on the context.

However in this context it merely means an oversized doughnut, with the added capabilities of flattening things, e.g. a chav. And that's always a good thing.
Person 1: "Hey there's a large doughnut rolling down that hill."
Person 2: "It flattened that chav!"
Both: "Yay!"
Large Doughnut by Decster584 May 25, 2005

large dick 

A super big dick that’s all the goofy hoes go crazy for.
Alexa did you hear that Dylan has a large dick?! I wanna suck it so bad and then I want him to shove it up my vagina
large dick by Salad.shaker10 April 11, 2018

large dark nipple people 

A race from a far away planet, ruled by the invicible Wing-Blow, who was purposly taught wrong... as a joke. His nuts-to-fist style of martial arts is world renowed and feared.
"I rock... and roll... all day long. Sweet Suzy!"

"No! He will kill you like a small dog!"

"Oh God... again with the squeaky shoes!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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