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Leopluradon

A large carnivorous dinosaur present in the 32nd century. Has IQ of 2. Can only make strange dragon-like noises. Most often found in "Charlie the Unicorn" series.
"It's a leopluradon, Charlie! It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!"

"That leopluradon stole my YouTube account!"

"SecretAgentBob's gonna need that leopluradon tonight..."
by Yeeerk January 20, 2009
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st leos

Wat school do u go to?
Oh Saint Leos.
Oh ur so lucky
by McBayne November 10, 2003
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lespians

combination of (les)bian & thes(pian).
word used to denote any women, typically teenage and early 20-something's who engage in entry-level lesbian behavior for no reason other than to attract the attention of men, usually in bars or similar places.
what they dont realize is that men swayed by this behavior all ALWAYS big time loser spank monkeys.
if the alcohol-assisted spank monkey is emboldened (and dumb) enough to approach these twit-twats or pop tarts, they are always rejected in a shallow 7th grade, cruel and lame manner.
the attention whores french kiss, swap spit, fondle each others boobs and rub each others camel toes in a porn flick manner. this drawing attention to themselves they mistakenly believe will increase their SDQ.
also, now every other female drama queen in the place wants to kill them and they start to crotch cop their own boyfriends in response.
if mistakenly confronted by a woman actually interested some girl-on-girl action, they are offended, shrinking away while defensively making derogatory remarks about the perceived sexual deviancy of the girl hitting them up. the thought of real pussy bopping is never considered. these women are ALWAYS dead fucks anyway, so its best to boink 'em and boot 'em. make sure to get a blow job first as they always suck dick (badly), seldom being able to orgasm, to make up for their lack of sexual prowess and technique. just dont expect them to act like birds from Capistrano and swallow.
(loser)dude 1: kewl! check out those chicks swapping spit, licking each others ear lobes and grabbing twat. they must be drunk and horny. i'm gonna hit on the BLONDE one and score!!
(realistic) dude 2: whack, dem is just lespians. they aint going home wit you unless you give em your american express gold card to hold. besides, the red head one gives toothy hummers. she gummed my shank the other day and she said she gave better head than BLONDIE. when i spooied, she pulled her head away and she got a snowstorm facial.
(mad)chick 1: i'm gonna KILL those fucking paris hilton wannabe ho's if they dont quit that shit and stay away from my boyfriend!
(horny) real lesbian chick (2): i tried to hit on the red head but she blew me off giving me the nigga', please look!!
by cosmo kid April 9, 2006
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snow leopard

snow leopard is a common term used to describe an asian female with large breasts. The link is drawn via the rarity of each species. snow leopards are a particularly rare breed of leopard and similarly an asian female with large breasts is rare as most asian females tend to have smaller breasts.

the term was extended in early 2009 to a sub species the "hawaiian snow leopard" used to identify a eurasian girl with large breast, because as large breasts are more common amongst this species, as a species they are rarer than your standard leopard.
We should go to cho gao for a beer, there will be snow leopards galore there!

Her cans aren't big enough to be a snow leopard, she is just a regular leopard

i will not even talk to a girl unless she is a snow leopard
by Pure Rat March 23, 2009
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snow leopard

When one's cumshot lands on a housecat.
Example 1: Shit dude, I just pulled a snow leopard.

Example 2: Do you have a towel? My boyfriend just pulled a snow leopard.
by khenes January 2, 2011
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Lesparazzi

The lesparazzi flocked around P!nk to get the ultimate dykon pinup shot.
by Social Bitch July 17, 2009
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Leosbotard

A leotard that is worn by a very butch dyke who is working out by running up the escalator at JC Penney's. Awwwwwwwww yeah!
"So, I'm going to go by a leosbotard. Wanna cum with me?"
"Skank! You're lesbotronic!"
by Sapphicretia O'Riordan March 20, 2010
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