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Laser Vision

A term to describe unparalleled focus and a super human ability. Used improperly in the workplace by individuals who desire to sound smart and appear to have a large vocabulary. It is vapid, and when used as a verb, normally provides little to no impact to any conversation. However, Superman could use his "Laser Vision" to see through things and burn stuff. If he worked in an office there would definitely be "Laser Vision."
Joe: "Man it has been a long day. I can't seem to keep up with all of this work and still focus on keeping everyone happy in the front office. I wish I had the "laser Vision" that Jackie has. She is like a super hero who can see what people want and talk her way out of anything.

Sean: "Yeah, I agree", "She definitely uses that "Laser Vision" to target and kiss the right buts around here."
by office slang guru March 6, 2018
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Lucased

You will know when you've been lucased.
I just ate two litres of icecream for breakfast at school when I'm lactose intolerant. WOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm lucased
by Lucased123 September 18, 2018
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That bitch hitting a Lasersailor55
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sistah puh-lease

1) used to express agreement or to emphasize a point stated.
2) used lieu of "duh".
3) used to refute an obviously false statement.
1) statement: "wooo, baby got back!" agreement: "sistah, puh-lease!"
2) statement: "phish sucks." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
3) skinny girl says: "omigod, these pants make me look so fat." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
by koscar February 10, 2005
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Fire the laser!

Spoken by (or better yet, yelled by) Frau Farbissina, one of Dr Evil's most trusted hench(wo)men. When Dr Evil, who has an obsession with lasers (especially when it's frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads), wants a laser fired, he lets Frau Farbissina give out the order. This order is usually delivered at a 100 decibel volume to whomever is in charge of pressing the firing button.
Frau Farbissina: "Fire the laser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Dennie Hebels January 22, 2009
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penis laser

When piss is coming out of your dick. Kinda looks like a yellow laser right?
Fag: I gotta take a penis laser!
Ass Fag: BIZOOM!
by JEDi -204- March 15, 2007
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laser

A gun used to zap people with and shit
I'll shoot you with my lazor piece.

Pew! Pew! Pow! Zap! Boing!
by sux0r December 17, 2003
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