by Ps$ October 11, 2025
Get the Kaisered mug.A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017
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Noun
1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
Noun example:
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018
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by lovie:) June 12, 2018
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by CroweVelvet July 17, 2021
Get the Mad Kaiser mug.Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.
Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
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