kiddie fiddler

my dad

my dad

by joe bloggs September 5, 2003

Kidder Kaper

a sex educator, author, and podcaster from the insanely popular podcast, Sex is Fun. He's known for blending a snarky sense of humor with a passionate desire to teach the world to be unafraid to enjoy sex, safely and responsibly. His first book, "Sex is Fun" published by Penguin/Avery is a fully illustrated sex manual formatted like graphic novel and represents all sexual orientations regardless of where the reader falls on the Kinsey Scale.

Though much has been speculated about the origin of his name, he set the record straight by admitting that he originally got the name after being struck in the head by a Kidder-brand waterski leading him to require several stitches above his right eye.

Kidder Kaper is a different kind of sex educator.
Nobody hates tattoos as much as Kidder Kaper.
Straight men like butt play too, just ask Kidder Kaper.

by VioletPurple August 3, 2010

Kindle

An electronic device in which you can get mad chicks with by downloading their favorites books such as; Nicholas Sparks, Twilight, Gossip Girl, and other romantic books.

Girl: OMG is that a Kindle?

Boy: Yes, want to read together sometime at my house next to the fire?

by ryguyfly May 29, 2011

Script Kiddies

Kids who would like to be el33t hackerz but just copy the work of others, thinking themselves cool.

Dem script kiddies think they be el33t haxors, but they really suxor! Dude, for real!

by Stephanie Gilgut December 10, 2003

Kuddles

kissing while cuddling

the girl asked her boyfriend for kuddles because she wanted to kiss him and cuddle with him.

by Exalted Loki November 30, 2010

kindle model 1

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.

Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"

by jokerpants May 17, 2011

forum kiddie

The lowest form of cracker. Often employs script tools from warez sites to wrest control of forums for fun and/or perceived notority.

See:
homosexual, cracker, fag, Fag Fucker

"Even script kiddies giggle at the thought of stealing a forum."

"Valtiel forum cracked us again. He must not know what real breasts feel like."

"There's one thing a forum kiddie would rather do besides write "nigga" everywhere on the forum: Get boned by one."

by Day_the_Cabbit July 7, 2006