kevin 

Kevin; a nick-name for a homosapien who has a gorilla lodged in their ass. Often red-headed, and fat, Kevin's will randomly lash out at people when they get rejected by their wife the night before.

I was playing with my laser pointer, and the biggest ugliest "Kevin" came up and grabbed it from me! What a dick!

kevin by Jordan M. A. July 27, 2008

Kevin 

1. a total douchebag; lazy and often leeches off friends; usually is employed, but barely; typically is a whiny, little bitch about everything
2. a man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature

-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.

3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both

-this often results in prostitution, stealing from friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag

Kevin is a huge bitch and always ends up giving up a texas kayak after any competitive event.

Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his friends.

Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.

Kevin loves the cock.

Don't be like Kevin.

Kevin by pickled_pepper21 May 12, 2018

kevin 

the biggest dumbass/dick you'll ever meet. he talks shit about everyone but acts completely different around adults.

if you see kevin do yourself a favor and slap him or sack him, up to you.

I saw kevin today, he was being an ass so I gave him a nice kick in the balls.

kevin by ali2006 March 19, 2020

Kevin 

A curly headed fuck. that takes it up the ass from his brother who participates in phone sex every night with Eric. Also has a big nose and is tight with his money. Kevin is known for being such a fag, the gay kids in the school look up to Kevin for being so gay.

Holy shit, I cant believe Kevin sucked his dick for 10 hours straight!!

Kevin by 1556 November 6, 2010

kevin 

MAN WITH A REALLY small!!! dICK. that sucks sac. and jacks off to men

omggggg that kid kevin has a small dickkk :D mhmmmmmm

kevin by chris brownnn October 12, 2010

kevin 

not just anyone can be cool and smart
AT THE SAME TiME...
and neither can kevin

1- kevin thinks hes sooo cool
2- yah and smart
1- pshh... hes not
2- tell me about it!

kevin by OMGx230498 May 2, 2008

Kevin 

A small Dick biotch that is also not that funny . He is super irratating and is white.

"Kevin is so lonley"

Kevin by Supa-hammah June 26, 2018