1. a total douchebag; lazy and often leeches off
friends; usually is employed, but barely; typically is a whiny, little bitch about everything
2. a
man who like large women; often will not share tales of sexual exploits due to their embarrassing nature
-this is usually due to the Kevin's inability to court attractive mates because of his awkwardness and being a huge bitch.
3. a pill junkie, alcoholic, or both
-this often results in prostitution, stealing from
friends and roommates, never pitching in around the house, and the texas kayak
4. a
man who loves handing out texas kayaks
5. a male prostitute. Usually a straight
man that, in this case, caters to other men.
6. a thief; scumbag
Kevin is a huge bitch and
always ends up giving up a texas kayak after any competitive event.
Kevin is a pillhead bitch that stole from his
friends.
Kevin is really good at giving a texas kayak.
Kevin loves the cock.
Don't be
like Kevin.
