Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.

Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.

by Gav April 13, 2004

jobbylicious

A taste in which tastes extremely bad but you get totally addicted to the taste until you eat too much of that thing and eventually die.

'URGH' that food was really jobbylicious...but...I WANT MORE!!!

by speedyweasel April 26, 2011

Premium Snow Jobber

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.

Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.

by posseakat September 12, 2005

jobbycoffee

the dark resedue resembling coffee, that exists around a depthcharge that has been lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl, usually discovered in public toilets....

jobbycoffee depthcharge

by garrythegrey September 2, 2011

Jobbie Weecha

A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.

Popularized by Billy Connolly

"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."

"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"

by Beef n chips October 21, 2009

Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

blow jobber

A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.

That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.

by suhweetT November 1, 2013