Princeton New Jersey

Princeton (sometimes referred to as P-town by the blacks and ghettos) is your average high income town. Though a good majority of people are of a high income stasis there is a Princeton Ghetto. Across the street from the Hospital is where it begins featuring streets like Birch and Clay. The ghetto people are geographically segregated from the rich. The rich live on a huge hill, cherry hill. At the high school the rich kids intermingle with the poor. This cultural melting pot drives many young Princetonians to a life of crime. Since the underworld is rooted from New Brunswick (this is where all our good bud comes from) and Trenton (where other drugs and shitty buds comes from) entering the criminal world is difficult so most just start smoking shit loads of weed. This is the #1 past time for Princeton's bored adolescents. This demand for weed creates a fairly complex system of high school dealers. Kids often go to "town" and end up sitting around doing nothing. The third floor of the library has a teen center and is a popular hangout.

Who the fuck are you, you're from Princeton New Jersey?

by OneStopShop June 12, 2009

jersey hit and quit

The act of fucking/having sexual intercourse with a female and wanting to get away quickly after climaxing.
To do this you must fuck the female hard as fuck, then hold in the semen manually by squeezing your penis, then get the female to attempt to suck your dick.
As she closes in on it, JIZZ IN HER EYES, GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND RUN!
She won't remember what you look like, thus...hit and quit.

*May be illegal.

Dude 1: DUUUUUUUUUUDE I BANGED THAT GIRL HARD AS HELL!
Dude 2: Jersey Hit and Quit?
Dude 1: You know it!
Dude 2: omg...is she blind?
Dude 1: idk, check your sister when she gets home.

by jerseyjanitor4life January 19, 2011

Jersey Shore

An ignorant show starring a bunch of Guido whores and tool bags who are nobodies pretending to be celebrities.

Dude1: Did you see that stupid, no talent show last night?
Dude2: You mean Jersey Shore right??

by thedirtydude1122 March 25, 2010

jersey pull

A really filthy hand job.

Its not the one you want, but it's usually the one you get.

"Dude, i was with this chick last night, and i was trying to get a Mexican Handshake, but she game me a jersey pull.. can you believe that?!

by Brodie L January 30, 2008

The Jersey Shake

The practice, primarily by men from NJ, of looking away as they shake your hand. Sometimes it's to see if there's someone more important in the room as they enter, other times it's a subtle reminder that they're glad you had a chance to meet them.

I just met your friend Joey, does he have a lazy eye? He seemed to be looking at something else while he was shaking my hand or did I get The Jersey Shake?

by C Ezra III November 8, 2012

New Jersey duffelbag

A very large, gaping, and over-used vagina.

"So Les, did you ever poke that Shirley chick?"

"Of course I did... Me and the whole football, basketball, hockey, baseball, and soccer team. That girl's got quite the new jersey duffelbag!"

by John Curtis January 5, 2009

Jersey Girls

The Jersey Girl mystique is hard to put into words. One would never say earthy-that's way too California. Gritty gets closer when you understand that a true Jersey Girl sleeps just fine with sand in the bed, but the definition still falls shorter than a pair of faded cutoffs. Jersey Girls go to the beach, or "down the Shore" They're not formal. "Casual attire" means shoes and bras optional. We have perfected the lost art of tanning, and know how to drive a traffic circle with attitude. We know good corn and tomatoes when we taste them, and we're never afraid to dance.

"Nothin' matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl."

by youknowit April 28, 2005