Thomas Jefferson

A white male receiving oral sex from a black female.

I heard Thomas Jefferson got a Thomas Jefferson from Sally Hemmings!

by jordanshithead February 19, 2011

jaffo

just another fucker from ohio

man i hate it when those jaffo's come to town there so annoying!

by Fred Sanchez June 28, 2010

jaffet

an adjective used for an extremely cool person who does good in school and everyone is jealous for. It can also mean academic perfection and purity. This adjective tends to be used for very smart very nice people.

OH my god! Hes so Perfect! Hes very jaffet

by W.H.O3301993 December 23, 2008

Jafftastic

Something so fantastic it makes you want to spaff in your pants.

Andy: Oh my god Ben? Did you make this asparagus soup?

Andy: Why yes Ben, I did.

Ben: Fuck me. It's bloody jafftastic!

by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010

Jefferson county Missouri

Place where the meth is a unlimited and endless supply

house in Jefferson county Missouri and trailers

by Adolf hitler I August 22, 2011

Jeffecate

To Jeffecate - When a human takes a shit and it is exposed for someone else to see, smell, step on or a dog to roll in.

Taking a shit in the woods and not burying it.
Taking a shit on the sidewalk, grass, carpet and not cleaning it up.

Blaming someone else for taking a shit, using no toilet paper and not flushing the toilet.

"Come here Lassie, ew what is that smell, oh no you rolled on a Jeffecate"
"Did I just step on a slug.... oh gross I stepped on a Jeffecate"

Suzie came home to find someone Jeffecated on the white carpet in the living room.

I just took a Jeffecate and Suzie just went into the bathroom....

by Jeffecate June 16, 2017

Jaffa Snatch

A ginger birds vagina

I heard Cilla Black had one hell of a Jaffa Snatch

by Jamesrjbh October 15, 2018