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Jackojob

Knocking out some of the teeth of an individual or inflicting tooth loss yourself during the month of October in order to give another person fallatio during the Halloween Season. Making your mouth resemble one of a carved pumpkin in order to give head.
In the spirit of halloween Kenny recieved a Jackojob from Carla instead of candy.
by Jonny J November 18, 2007
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Johnston Jackoff Challenge

To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.
Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.
by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008
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Jackmump

a combination of the words "Jackass", "Muppet" and "Gimp", used as an insult. Created when one man thought that the three seperate insults did not do enough damage by themselves.
"Hey, i just managed to get a fork stuck in the toaster..."
"Goddamit you're a jackmump..."
by Liad Janes March 10, 2009
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Jackonomous Linkasaurus

A pre-historic creature make completely of beef jerky.
A staple in the diet of the mighty Jackonomous Linkasaurus is the smaller Slimterotops Jimeri.
by Adolfalus-Huxley June 25, 2010
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Jackorony

A impoverished creature of black skinned appearance residing in and around the 10030 zip code of New York, which serves no productivity to any community bar the drugs community.
They're characterized by they're abysmal dental hygiene, they're obsession of the song "Young Forever", they're constant hunt for small change and they're love of Four Loko.
"The world should be cleansed of them Jackorony's." Adolf H

Son: Dad... Who goes to prison?
Dad: Jackorony's

Black person: I swear i'm innocent.
Judge: No you're not you Jackorony.
by Nigel_Cramer October 27, 2010
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Jackquylan

Sounding like the name Jacqueline, a Jackquylan is not just a name, but it is a type of troll. Watch out for the Jackquylan, they can be trusted on no circumstances and they do bite. The Jackquylan is the most evil and horrible troll of them all and inherits its magic from the devil himself. The Jackquylan has such powers, that it is able to disguise itself as an ordinary school girl. Your own girlfriend/best friend could even be the Jackquylan, you just don't have a clue. The only way you can know if your partner or best friend is a Jackquylan, is if everytime you see the person, you always leave feeling depressed and empty inside. The Jackquylan may ruin other relationships you have with people, and put you down alot. The Jackquylan lives to ruin and destroy peoples emotional lifes. This type of troll is very short, an open mouthed breather, rather chubby, with the nose of a pig. The only thing attractive about the Jackquylan is its unearthly bright blue eyes with the perfect eyelashes that most girls would die to have. Besides that everything else is most unflattering.
Jada: I'm thinking of dumping my girlfriend. Shes a troll!

Tanner: Yah yah, been there done that, you are definitely dating a Jackquylan.
by Calliopes Word November 21, 2011
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jackbus

A bus used by used by perverts to trick women into putting their breasts through holes to jackoff while they think it is a breast exam
Just look at that Jackbus sitting near the healthclinic pretending to be affiliated.
by purplepeopleeated November 5, 2013
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