hoepothesis

a hoe in theory but not in practice

"girl you a hoe"
"only in theory not in practice"
"a hoepothesis if you will"

by depressed_mess April 23, 2023

Hypothetically

A word Ben Shapiro uses

Ben Shapiro: let's say, for the sake of argument, hypothetically speaking.......

by Jsuisuncarrot June 30, 2023

Hypothetical Optimism

When someone tells you “things get better” but that isn’t really true. They say this because they have a hypothetical belief that you can have someone to help you get better.

1:Hey man, you have someone to talk to, trust me.
2:That’s hypothetical optimism because I have no one to talk to. I’m also lonely as fuck.

by whx November 19, 2023

Hypotheshit

Using one's expertise or background knowledge to speculate on a topic that is usually unrelated to said background in an ostensibly convincing manner, i.e. to hypothesize and bullshit simultaneously

Pronunciation with the same emphasis as hypothesize or hypothesis: hy'POTHeshit

First known usage in Boston

"He was probably hypotheshitting about cell biology since his thesis was in astrophysics."

"Stop hypotheshitting about what you don't know and read me the dictionary definition."

"She was an expert hypotheshitter, which is to say, she'd make an excellent political leader one day."

by Photo51 March 17, 2024

Hypothetical

😑... Lucky guess bitch

Hym "It's not a hypothetical though. I am a Tyrannosaurus rex that turned into a man. Did you see the fossils? The transformation fossilized my bones."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2024

Hypothetically Speaking

When someone is trying to shoot their shot but there chopped

Joel: Hypothetically Speaking , if I asked you on a date, what would you say?

by cheekymonky February 19, 2026

Raw Hypothetical

1. Raw Hypothetical is a phrase used to describe an ideal hypothetical situation or even more simply, raw data.

2. It may also be used to describe something as awesome

Use 1:
A: If you were the president, that would be awesome
B: That is a raw hypothetical

Use 2:
A:That girl is hot...the thing I'd do to her!
B: Raw hypothetical!

by RawHypo April 12, 2010