El Hofadonk

An El Hofadonk is widely known around the Oceanic region. El Hofadonks typically have an IQ of below 70.

"That El Hofadonk do be dumb tho"

by 9128397210 August 12, 2020

Pulling a Hoff

to 'pull a Hoff' refers to the actions and mannerisms of David Hasselhoff; to be a highly functioning alcoholic.

Miranda and Elysia had no intentions of pulling a Hoff last night, but when they woke up in the morning NOT feeling like P. Diddy, they knew they'd pulled a Hoff.

by number#2 August 29, 2010

hoffblock

similar to a cockblock, but performed by a hairy friend completely unaware of what he is doing

man, eli just hoffblocked me when he started doing lunges infront of that girl and told her she had a fat sister

by hoffblocked April 29, 2011

hofficial decision

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.

She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

thomas hoffman

Likes to flick off the pads straight to square leg. Spends up to 20 hours a day in the nets. Has an older brother. Is a cricket fanatic. Loves people with the last name Boyne. Likes the Indian Cricket Team.

This guy is an absolute Thomas Hoffman!

by HazfordaPM April 5, 2018

Sloppy Hofmann

When you shit in a girl's vagina and then stuff ground beef into the orifice. Then she expels it onto a kaiser roll and seasons it with a small Indian man's pubes.

He said he was hungry and horny, so I made him a Sloppy Hofmann.

by Yanbo May 2, 2010

heffa moment

A female derivative of nigga moment. The moment where an otherwise rational female--regardless of race, nationallity, or sexual orientation--has a lapse of logic, self-control, and overall dignity. Anything could trigger this moment, but usually an undeserving lover is involved.

Did you see Flavor Of Love last night? Girl, that was just one long heffa moment.

by Nita W. September 17, 2008