Handitard

it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult

That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.

by J.R. February 20, 2005

handicapable

Someone who is crippled or handicapped but takes offense at those terms and prefers "handicapable."

Adam tore his Achilles tendon and can't walk, but thinks he can. He says he's not handicapped, he claims to be handicapable.

by Anti AMac December 11, 2007

handisnacked

One that is overly obese and is incapable of preforming everday tasks due to large consumption of snacks such as: Ho ho's, Suzie Q's, Little Debbie brand snake cakes and America's favorite snack...Twinkies.

When fat people claim to be handicapped because of large amount of weight.

Shreena is not handicapped, shes so fat she's handisnacked

by Joshy G January 25, 2008

bobble heading

The act of someone rocking their head up, down and all around in a bobbling motion while thizzing mad balls.

"Jesus dude, Tha Producer is bobble heading so hard he looks like he has tourettes."

"Wow that kid is straight bobble heading his brains out, tight."

by HU Soldier November 17, 2007

handicap

Sometimes used to specify certain parking places....although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren't truly handicapped. Just fat and lazy.

Mommy there's a handicap spot right there! I can ride my wheelchair right into the store! Sorry little Suzie, but that fat nigger with 6 kids needs it more than we do.

by Hooper January 24, 2004

handitard

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

headicure

A set of services to take care of shaving your head. More than just a shave, it's complete treatment including hot towel, warmed shaving cream, straight razor, probing scalp massage and a liberal appication of spice alcohol to dry and treat the skin. In a metrosexual's world, it also known as heaven.

"Bob's looking pretty buff, his head is practically glowing."
"Yeah, he just got a headicure at Fredo's, barbers are so passe"

by Rob Tyrie November 8, 2005