hankeltoni

An emotional state in which you are condemned to playing Madden for hours and hours on end, because you and your friends are incapable of getting any action from their fellow classmates. See Billy, Nick, and Matt

"Yo Drew, what'd you do over the weekend?"
"Eh not much, me and my friends pulled a hankeltoni."
"Get a life."
"Fuck my life"

by skank hankeltoni January 10, 2008

short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of when your team is not on the power play
4) hand-over-fist in British English slang

Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma November 16, 2014

squirrel-handed

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
...
Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.

by Fugerko.? December 30, 2003

Haaked

V- The epitome of flakiness; to be blown off in a really lame way, often accompanied by an awful excuse. Pronounced like the word hawk.

"Dude, where's Katie?"
"She called me after I bought her ticket for the movie to tell me she couldn't come. She mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry."
"You've been Haaked!"

by Onstrike December 29, 2008

handed to him

Another way to say, "beat down" or "ass whipped".

He got into a fight and really got it handed to him.

by Bringthefunk June 30, 2016

hankdatank

hank is a really comp stage 2k20 player on jah. some people call him luv. he is a god at 2k and fort at the same time ( yes it’s true) i’m not lying he’s more insane then jarvis. when i watch hanks daily uploads he reminds me of jesus christ a little bit. just the way he talks and moves!

hankdatank is a god at 2k

by raandomfatwizard November 21, 2019

Hanker day

December 29th 2020 is Hanker day. If you were on Twitter on this day you will understand exactly what I mean.

Ex: holy fuck I can’t function with all this content.

This is why we call it hanker day

by Skatermiyy December 29, 2020