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An emotional state in which you are condemned to playing Madden for hours and hours on end, because you and your friends are incapable of getting any action from their fellow classmates. See Billy, Nick, and Matt
"Yo Drew, what'd you do over the weekend?"
"Eh not much, me and my friends pulled a hankeltoni."
"Get a life."
"Fuck my life"
by skank hankeltoni December 27, 2007
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
by A. Danish November 27, 2007
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