grunt

Us Military personnell who get to see who they kill as part of their normal battlefield duties.

Yeah, the grunts went into that building outside tower five. They haven't come out yet and we still here them cappin' off rounds.

by Slide Rail September 5, 2004

back bottom gristle lumps

(As seen in "The ladies man", quite simply, it's SHIT, or for the well educated, fecal matter!"

You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...

by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

gruntfuttock

Gruntfuttock, Oxford University Slang, especially among the:

"Oxford University Society of Change Ringers"

1. A word of dissatisfaction used in polite company;

2. A measure of late/early striking when ringing.

origin: a character "J Peasemold Gruntfuttock" appearing in a British humour show "Round the Horne" with:

THE GRUNTFUTTOCK SAGA
Broadcast: 9th April 1967

which included:

Gruntfuttock of Arabia Captured by the Turks
Gruntfuttock 'tis of Thee

"Barney, half a gruntfuttock closer";

"Stop gruntfuttocking around".

by Bob "A" September 6, 2005

Grunt.

A deep manly grunt performed by a lesbian. It is a signal to attract other lesbians to the area. Also used as a signal to alert the other lesbians that a new lesbian is in the perimeter.

A lesbian enters the room and alerts the other lesbians of her presents by excreting a very loud, manly grunt.

by DykeMomma1 April 9, 2009

shunt and a grunt

The act of going for a pooh. The fact that it will be accompanied by a grunt raises the presumption that this will be a big pooh.

Phew, I'd give it a good 10 minutes before you follow me into the toilet. I've just had a shunt and a grunt.

by very_ape January 22, 2006

Gruntled

The opposite of disgrunted, which means unhappy with the current situation or state of affairs. So, to be gruntled means to be happy with the way things are going; not upset.

Dawn: "I'm so totally gruntled today! Not a thing out of place!" Or: "Oh happy day! Color me gruntled!"

Friend: "Yeah, I hate it when you're disgruntled!"

by amdawn October 2, 2009

grasty

a word i made up today when i was trying to say gross and nasty at the same time. it means something is both equally gross and nasty

Alexa : That girl is so grasty!
Valerie: What's that?
Alexa: Gross and nasty. DUH.

by hu weed July 30, 2010