Smawesome-Glooking

Smart. Awesome. AND, Good Looking. A coolness extreme. All encompassing greatness. A rarity among the human race.

"Describe yourself in one word." -Teacher
"Smawesome-Glooking!" -Student
"What??!!" -Teacher

"Simple words are for imbeciles." -Student

by Always_Emily_ September 17, 2012

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003

glocks

it means the stuff you use to shot people

dont mess with em they got them glocks and ks

by IG June 12, 2005

The Glock Technique

Where you finger a girl like your fake shooting her ( like how the gun moves everytime a bullet is shot)

yo bro use the glock technique 100% recommended

by loldont@me February 3, 2020

glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

by cuethug April 6, 2004

glockenspiel

A person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. Often will possess or wear an obscene amount of L.L. Bean merchandise and/or flannel. Typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. WARNING: Glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.

Did you see all those damn glockenspiels at the Merrill boot outlet in Vermont? They told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!

by Allenthecat November 29, 2011

glock group

A flash animating group on www.newgrounds.com. They are on the same lines as the clock crew and lock legion, but instead of clocks and locks for faces, they have glock handguns. A glock character is usually an object or fruit with a glock for eyes. When one of these talks, A rotating bullet appears over their head. The glock group uses "gug" as their symbol. It has no literal meaning. Glock group is abbreviated as "GG"

Guy 1: Gug
Guy 2: Gug
Guy 1: Gug
guy 3: glock group

by Lipzzzzz May 29, 2007