Someone who pontificates about subjects (especially science, especially climate change) in the pub (or, even more likely, the golf club), while having no idea what they're on about. Typically to be found drinking gin and tonic, wearing a blazer, calling people "squire", playing golf, and driving a Jaaaaaaag.
"All this global warming nonsense. The Romans grew grapes in Yorkshire! Explain that!"
"You're right, Ken. Several thousand climatologists and many petabytes of hard evidence can't stand up to a single well-informed gintellectual."
"You're right, Ken. Several thousand climatologists and many petabytes of hard evidence can't stand up to a single well-informed gintellectual."
by sTeamTraen July 13, 2012
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1) Person 1: "Hey the street looks really nice today!"
Person 2: "Yeah, the light from the full moon is really shining on that ghetto glitter."
2) One should wear shoes when leaving the house so you do not cut your feet on ghetto glitter.
Person 2: "Yeah, the light from the full moon is really shining on that ghetto glitter."
2) One should wear shoes when leaving the house so you do not cut your feet on ghetto glitter.
by Wm_Davies November 21, 2010
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Can't talk now, there's a lot of internet glitter tonight.
The internet glitter sucked me in.
Internet glitter... turning minutes online into hours.
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The internet glitter sucked me in.
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Get the gitterrhea mug.another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
by Zhi March 13, 2008
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