Jewish Gerbil

(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.

Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.

by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 28, 2008

pocket gerbil

A small fuzzy pocket-sized rodent that is a fierce protector from muggers/robbers/ect.. Unleash them out of your pocket on a mugger and it will jump from your pocket and bite the muggers juggular vein and will start feasting upon the muggers body. Be warned that they can bite other things too.

"hello ma'am." (guy walking down street)
"MUGGER!!!!!" (ma'am)
*pocket gerbil jumps out and bites his juggular vein and kills him instantly*

by 3X1L3D September 17, 2008

Jockey Gerbil

Massive amount of male pubic hair.

"Girl, his jockey gerbil was so big i couldn't find his winkie!"

by Barntchew Boodigitty June 11, 2008

dirty gerbil

Fisting of thy anal cavity

Baby, give me the dirty gerbil!

by Platypus gerbil August 7, 2015

brain gerbil

A song or phrase that goes around and around in your head, like a gerbil in its cage

I hate Hillary Duff, her songs always end up as brain gerbils!

by Madeleine Tate December 31, 2008

Chat Gerbil

A person present in a chat room without a personality, that one by one, copies the personality of another chatter in type, font, actions.

Look, the Chat Gerbil took (user's) personality this time

by HawkAKAStephen December 20, 2008

Poppin' a Gerbil

Squeezing a Gerbil to the point where it eventually dies; Normally accomplished with one's hands.

Jesus, did you see Mary? she got caught Poppin' a Gerbil!

by BePPlE July 7, 2023