gruffbag

The act of making ones partners rectal sphinkter contract violently by squeezing them round the waist in a bear hug.

You dirty gruffbager.
Take this gruffbag bitch.

by Piglover November 6, 2006

Gaffed off

Getting blown off; the act of blowing off

We were supposed to hang out I was gaffed off.

or

He's been gaffing me off

by Jack Ashton November 10, 2010

gaffer jacket

its a irish word for “house coat” or “dressing gown”

“oi pass me tha gaffer jacket, it’s fuckin freezin in here pal”

by yupthesesh101 November 1, 2018

dirty old gruffers

Knickers that are soiled with shit, blood, vaginal juice and cum drippings.

I couldn't believe the state of her dirty old gruffers.

by Fen Boy Fuming February 5, 2015

Gaff

A laugh

That was a gaff

by jaydenhello1 October 11, 2019

gaff

Panties designed for men to hide their bulge and tuck it underneath them like a good crossdresser should

It took Mike a few minutes to put on his gaff to begin his transformation to Michelle

by zlarg November 11, 2004

gruff

Gruff: (N) The prickly facial hair on a male human. Often makes a male appear more mature than he actually is. Is greatly appreciated in many cultures, and seen as an attractive "boost".

"Wow, he is really hott!"
"Of course he is... he has gruff"

by caliiii December 26, 2007