garner

A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.

She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.

by Jonomatopoeia February 28, 2008

Garneth

A person who is in the interwebs on various forums and games. He's a complete douchebag because he is rude to people quite often, even though they did nothing wrong!

Liam: Hey Garneth what's up?
Garneth: Shut up retard
Liam: Garneth stahp

by RandomPerson111111111 August 26, 2013

nate garner

Nate garner is a youtuber that makes vlogs and pranks along with his girlfriend Karissa Duncan, he is a really nice, loud, and cringy guy but you will love him just saying.

Go and search for nate garner on YouTube for more information he is really fun

by Mari_ceba July 26, 2019

c-t garner

A lovely little lady who enjoys the odd game of bball...but not outdone by her tennis ability...wipes andre off the court..watch out stefi.. Friendliest person who always wears her smile for the public..Laughs like there is no tommoro :-P Loved by all and will never be forgotten..

Example... There is only one C-T GARNER!! Gooo textbook

by dreggsy April 8, 2003

Garno

Garno adjective: having comparatively little size or slight dimensions.

Damn, his penis is so Garno that I can't feel it.

by BRJG October 8, 2018

Kevin Garnett

Ranks right along with Ben Wallace, Tim Duncan and Tayshaun Prince as my favorite NBA player.
Best forward in the NBA today.

KG is da man!

by Detroit Pistons Fan(Tayalltheway) November 3, 2003

kevin garnett

to post up from the edge of the 3-pt line

to run the whole court in 7.45 steps

Jimmy was so lanky that he kevin garentted across the other team

by Anonymous November 6, 2003