thames eels

Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.

"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"

"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "

by PorkyPie April 10, 2024

Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

Electric eel

When a man or woman of opposition (or in some cases compliance) pulls out a handheld taser and tases a mans phallic member.

Opposition: this guy got really close to me after I told him to get away so I gave him an electric eel

Compliance: me and my girl got really kinky and I told her to give me an electric eel

by Jersey Jake September 28, 2020

bucket of eels

multiple, thinly formed shit in a toilet bowl. Not quite diarrhea. Light in color.

I just shit a bucket of eels.

by nodrog April 27, 2014

Eeling

Someone that couldn't shut up & talks a lot of shit. She is always talking behind her close friends' back. She always uses Whatsapp Stories to post her pathetic life.

You know that girl? Eeling?
Yea!
She's annoying right?
Totally!!

by why not you October 3, 2018

Eel sauce vs teriyaki sauce

Same damn thing for anyone who’s wondering

Person 1:Are eel sauce vs teriyaki sauce the same

Person 2: yea man

by Nothfordb12 April 22, 2024

Epic Eel

He’s an absolute unit who bullies the crap out of cringe kids in Roblox he’s also a super based human who makes epic videos and is overall a gigachad that everyone should be like

Your so cool like epic eel

Your built like epic eel

You bullied that kid such an epic eel

by BasedChad420 June 20, 2022