fucket

A ticket for a prostitute

I'm sure glad we could order these fuckets online

by CommunistLemon April 13, 2010

ficketty

an adjective used to describe someone that never shuts the fuck up and constantly laughs at his/her own jokes. the person is usually an extreme spazz and a social outcast.

in the middle of class there is always one person that interjects at extremely unnecessary points in the teacher lecture. This person would be discribed as ficketty.

by LEX EVERHARD August 21, 2010

Fockstick

A level above a 'fuckstick'. A fockstick is an uber fuckstick, and a giant fucking idiot, tool, moron etc.

Look at that guy, what a fockstick!

by NPing April 11, 2011

Fucket

A combination of the words fuck and bucket. Used when a person completely fucks up another person verbally using words from their metaphorical language bucket.

Yoooo nigga, Ritzy just got drowned in a fucket. Shit was cray.

by sexybrownman123 October 5, 2013

fucket list

Also spelled fuck-it list is similar to a bucket list, but instead of t being a list of things you would like to do before you die, its a list of things that you wouldn't mind doing

Person 1: Dude I'd love to skydive!
Person 2: Same here! It's actually on my fucket list!

by humanbeing554 May 3, 2018

fucketts

Getting or having the 'Fucketts' is to lazy, not wanting and cant be bothered to do fucking anything at all!

E.g Mary Are you coming out with us tonight?

A: nope ive a serious case of the "Fucketts"

by Devine Kismet August 31, 2018

fuckets

Verb to touch your hair on the fan when it's on

1) I'm gonna fuckets
2) Okay, be careful
1) I will.

by jonathan8684 June 10, 2018