Double Fudge Sundae

When a girl straddles a man on the toilet for sex, but, both people are shitting simultaneously. Laxatives can be taken to enhance the pleasure.

I keep walking in on Jacob shitting in the hopes that he'll ask me to do the "Double Fudge Sundae".

by StanTheBanana February 3, 2021

Warm fudge ice cream cone

When penetrating your girlfriend up the ass, you tap on her back to give her the signal to proceed to poo over your dick like an ice cream machine and you continue to penetrate her until her poo gains a fudge like consistency around your penis and then she licks and sucks it all off your dick - your dick is the ice cream cone.

Damn! Have you heard about Kieran? The Warm fudge ice cream cone he gave Sam for dessert after their meal together?

by Jaak22 August 26, 2022

For fudge cake

A more polite but equally comprehensible version of "For fuck's sake". They'll know what you restrained yourself from saying. Can be used in both senses of the original phrase.

1. "Isn't that your girlfriend with Texas Pete over there Superted?"
"For fudge cake! I just bought the heifer a holiday!"

2. "For fudge cake, please refrain from sticking your fingers in the fudge cake."

by conciliation March 8, 2009

Fudge Biscuit

The feces that surprisingly pinches out into one's underwear when a fart was expected.

Ed was sitting in the movie theater when he thought he would squeeze one out and blame his friend Frank, but to his surprise a Fudge Biscuit emerged.

by Aeryck November 4, 2004

pack fudge

1. To place a fudge confection into a carton
2. To give anal sex

1. Ward, why don't you help the beaver pack his fudge?
2. Carson got his fudge packed so tight he couldn't shit for three days.

by discordian December 23, 2003

fudge

When you don't want to say the f-word, mostly due to parents beng around, or teachers.

Those times when you're doing something and you get hurt or screw up.

ex. Mom/Dad is around. I finished typing my 5000 word essay. I clicked x, without saving. FUDGE It's more of a FML, but oh well.

by MissPinkyPerfection February 21, 2011

porcelain fudge

Those nasty brown streaks left in the toilette after flushing a large and/or sticky turd. Requires double flushing or the use of perfect timing to wipe the shit up with paper before the water returns. Please wash your hands.

That porcelain fudge is quite chunky.

by Statich3ad February 18, 2006