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floating bank

To be in possession of a copious sum of money (bare notes)
1. Jermaine's floating bank. He's gotta sink them notes.

2. Niggas floating bare bank
by Jamal Watson January 21, 2009
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floating cornhole

when a man enters his partners anus while the partner is on their stomach and the man goes hands free and "floats" above his partner, a la Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.
I was banging her in the ass and pulled a floating cornhole, I looked just like Tom Cruise
by John Assman July 8, 2009
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Flopping-Mandem

A collection or organised beings who stipulate a flop or flopulation. This Mandem concordly flop and reach a settlement of further flopulations at other attempts.
A: Hey mandem shall we go to the theme park?
B: Dun kno
C: I dont know either D: cbb E:maybe
F:This is a FLOP we are the flopping-mandem
by Rachenzskie October 19, 2009
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Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.
"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.
by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011
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Lane Floating

Lane floating is a sport created in the Cotswolds where you drive down a country lane in a low gear with the driver and all the passengers seated outside the vehicle (on window ledges or the roof).

This new sport is designed for the occupants of the vehicle to be able to socialise at slow speeds night or day on quiet lanes or narrow tracks; piloting the vehicle at low speeds from outside the car gives the impression you are floating down a canal (hence the name).

The art of this sport rests with the driver as they will have limited control while sat on the window ledge but passengers will be in charge of gear changing.

This sport is illegal in England which makes it a bit more interesting and should only be carried out by experienced drivers.
Dan and four friends sat on the window ledges of the car and began lane floating down "Calf Way".

As Dan was lane floating down "Green Farm Way" he was steering from above and letting the car roll.

As we drove down yonder we passed a group of people floating down the lane in a car.
by JeffeyFromYonder May 26, 2009
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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
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floating face

When under the influence of LSD people's faces will sometimes appear to be "floating" as if detached from their head.
Holy shit, do you see Laz's face? It's floating! He is a floating face!
by Original Laz June 2, 2008
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