A Daragh Fleming

A Daragh Fleming is a standard unit of measurement when describing a pint of water to stay hydrated.

A pint of water

I am going to drink a daragh fleming

I think I'll drink a few Daragh Flemings tonight.

A pint of water.

by Thor Of Ireland November 24, 2020

Fleming

The act of pooping your pants due to recently recieving buttsex.

Paul Fleminged himself, and needed to borrow Johnny's pants.

by Brett8 February 4, 2010

feeding the bears

getting a traffic ticket

that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop

by synister43 July 11, 2011

feeding a troll

When you fail to see someone is trolling and you are like : I am gonna come back at this guy with some logical argument and he's gonna see the errors of his ways and walk away from the situation.

How could you have been so stupid?

Throwing logic at a troll is like throwing a piece of sausage at a tank. Wasted effort. And plus, you lost a sausage. You could have made a moderately yummy sandwich with that sausage and now you have nothing for lunch. Yup. That's what you get from feeding a troll.

by Dunder Ball January 12, 2015

freding

freding is when you fap in the middle of class because you got a boner from looking at your teacher

fred is freding right know

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

alexandra fleming

A hoebag that loves levi, she may often be fat and mean but her obsession with levi is insane!

alexandra fleming loves levi

by alexandras boyfriend February 17, 2022

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014