Flatulence

An ambulance that picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller

"Why was the flatulence here yesterday?"

"Oh, Tommy got ran over by a steamroller... sucks."

by shigg March 15, 2010

Flatulence

Everybody knows that a pack is a group or dogs, a flock is a group of birds, a crash is a group of rhinos, etc...but what do you a call a group of Trump supporters? A flatulence.

There was a flatulence of maskless Trump supporters at the airport.

by Zackerspaniel September 3, 2021

end of film flatulence

Uncontrollable flatulence near the end of a film

Craig: 3D Alice in Wonderland was a great film, but I had a bad case of end of film flatulence.

by FilmFlatulenceGuy March 9, 2010

flatulatron

A high-tech device for producing fart noises.

When I was a kid, we had the whoopee cushion. Now, we've gone the high-tech route with the Flatulatron.

by Beef_Injection July 16, 2016

Flatulist

An obnoxiously stalwart believer in the Flat-Earth Conspiracy movement.

"According to some Flatulists, the moon landing, like their scientific credibility, was faked."

by GristleMittens September 8, 2016

flatulistic

1. adj. used to describe something especially full of farts

2. adj. describing anything downright foul and stinky

1. I was sitting in class, having a damn flatulistic time of it, when the fire alarm went off. whew!

2. That dive we got tossed out of was flatulistic anyway!

by J.Paul January 20, 2004

flatulence

When your tired tyre's fatal inflation has flat out departed.

I lost my mojo motto due to flatulence.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008