flail

v., To fuck oneself six ways from Sunday.

Dude, I flailed so bad with her bra that I never even got to see her tits.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

epic flail

When a failure harms or negatively affects a group of people.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you know that some moron took a dump in the urinal?"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was nasty."
Guy 3: "That was an epic flail, we could of all been fired!"
Guy 1: "Yeah Man, I'm glad that douche doesn't work here any more."

by Why So Curious October 23, 2009

Flail

More advance word for fail

Man you so flail that shot

by Dead_Duck February 5, 2009

flailer

Beginner surfer, one that flails about in the water like a wounded fish. Old school, kook.

You fucking flailer!

You flailing fucking kook!

by Doug Thornton December 29, 2007

bonnie fails

when a member of the female sex does:
-calls Sour Patch Kids, Sour Kids Patch
-fails at figuring out doors
-misspells her last name

"Ooo! I WANT SOUR KIDS PATCH!!"

"I'm Bonnie Cha."
often followed by: "Wow, Bonnie fails."

by bonniewins February 18, 2009

flailer

One who stacks it early on in the eveing. To flail, flailing

you fucking flailer

Man i gotta to flail

Man im flailing

by tara banana May 27, 2004

failsense

The awareness of the capacity for fail in oneself or in others.

a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.

b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.

by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008