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Grandma fister

One who attempts to stick his entire fist (sometimes both) inside a woman above the age of 65.
1. Ethan, you're such a grandma fister. That bitch was old as hell.

2. Damn Ethan quit your grandma fisting older women and do your homework!
by Connor James Plaza November 16, 2011
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ur sister fister

Stronged then any of the ur mom gay insults
Person 1 : ur mom gay

Person 2 : ur dad lesbian

Person 3 : Ur granny Tranny

You : ur sister fister

*world melts and universe explodes*
by Zygno April 4, 2018
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Fisterblaster

The act of inserting ones fist into a womans vagina while twisting it rapidly.
Man 1: "Dude, your old lady is walking kinda funny today"

Man 2" Yeah bro, I gave her the fisterblaster last night"
by Dillbert McRae February 18, 2010
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polo fitted

to be lame, annoying, or ignorant. it can also be a preppy skank. also see chonch burger.
the Sarahs are very polo fitted when they walk into class.
by sarahisgay February 22, 2010
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Mr. Fister

A man who penetrates other men/women rapidly with his fist.
"Hey look, there's the legendary Mr. Fister. How was last night?"
by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016
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blue yankee fitted

whats niggas be wearing if they from new york... if u from nyc u need to rock this... cuz aint none of them homo hipsters in williamsburg gonna be rocking this... gotta show them who the real new yawkers are, you dig?
i got that blue yankee fitted on them faggot hipsters got on them berets
by joey cracccccck October 15, 2006
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double fister

similiar to a fister, but with 2 fists. only for the extremely kinky and it is very painful but oh so good. also brings climax amazingly fast
i gave Joanna a double fister last night. she started to cry in pain but didnt want me 2 stop coz it felt so good
by brennan234 July 17, 2006
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