Anything retaining to alcohol or a nasty beverage. Any Drink that someone consider's disturbingly nasty or horrid.
by Ashens January 18, 2011
Get the Liquid Filth mug.Performing rough drunken anal sex with your partner's g-string or bloomers on your head, with a portion of material covering one eye. Filthy Pirate is often accompanied by a exuberant grunting "ARrrgh!" when you climax. The Filthy Pirate + is achieved by attempting the maneuver with your pet parrot. Extra points are awarded for completing this act on a boat, even more if at sea. Additional bonus points gained if bird talks during act, walks on partner, or eliminates on either party.
You could always count on ol' Jimmy to find a willing victim at the annual Columbus Day Festival, to embark on a filthy pirate with. It was a banner year when he brought along Arthur, his African Grey, to add to the "yarring" good fun. "Thar she blows, thar she blows... Squalk! Squalk!"
by RocketJohn September 26, 2007
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Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.
Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."
Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
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Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."
Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
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by rperazag May 31, 2010
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Get the filthy bitch mug.An act which consists of blood or a blood-like substance, oozing from the vaginal orifice and collecting upon a plug of cotton or other absorbent material which was formally inserted into said cavity. And this act, not necessarily requiring a person named Erica, to commence removing the blood saturated plug (tampon) and preceding to illustrate a clown's face on the face of a sexual partner.
That chick I was with last night was on her rag. While I was distracted, she came up from behind and gave me a filthy Erica.
Don't mess with that chic when she's on her rag. She likes to give filthy Ericas.
David: "Dude! I Dirty Sanchezed Amy last night!"
Daniel: "Man, sweet! Da bitch Filthy Erica-ed ME last week!"
Don't mess with that chic when she's on her rag. She likes to give filthy Ericas.
David: "Dude! I Dirty Sanchezed Amy last night!"
Daniel: "Man, sweet! Da bitch Filthy Erica-ed ME last week!"
by DIM 4 U September 17, 2007
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Get the filmfights mug.a word from German origin, originally used in a joke - now used to insult people commonly referred to as mentally retarded. The story behind is this: A desperate couple wants to have sex but has run out of condoms. Having thought about it again and again, they finally agree on using coffee filter paper instead. The woman gets pregnant and gives birth to a boy. Due to the filtering process within the sexual act, the boy when born is utterly dumb.
by Ava April 11, 2005
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