Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

by SensualOne March 28, 2012

fibi

A very friendly and kind person that enjoys giving love to all those around her. c:

God damn fibi is fucking so cool, kind, and loving wow.

by III_BIRF September 15, 2020

Cystic Fibrosis

A lung disease we are all going grow old with, rather than die young from.

Hannah has Cystic Fibrosis, but it's never gonna stop her.

by Surviving Cystic Fibrosis September 18, 2009

carbon fiber

a lightweight material that is used on many race cars and tuner cars that has a black coulour to it

the saleen s7 has a complete carbon fiber body

by \/\/ /\ \/ [- January 8, 2005

moral fiber

Moral fiber is the capacity to do what is right, no matter what the circumstance. A business person with strong moral fiber, for example, would decline a bribe, and put his self interests aside for the benefit of the company and its shareholders. A parent with strong moral fiber does whatever it takes to help their kids succeed, even if it means they have to make sacrifices. A person with moral fiber does not do things to intentionally harm others, and when given the opportunity, does things to help the less fortunate.

When Abraham Lincoln pushed to free slaves despite hostility from his own political party, he showed great moral fiber.

Bernie Madoff was severely lacking moral fiber when he took billions from investors.

A parent that would rather drink and get high than pay rent or electric bills has no moral fiber.

by tiredcitizen April 21, 2009

fiba

Federal International Basketball Association.

Go to fiba.com to find out more

by Mack Dunne August 6, 2006