femtash

A female moustache. Not fully grown but the small bit of hair that lines a woman's top lip. Usually more prominent on women with dark hair.

1:"Dude, did you check out her femtash?"
2: Sue: "Are you out tonight?"
Shaz: "Yeah but gotta have a shower and bleach my femtash"

by Mimi052 January 9, 2008

Fartation

When you are about to shit, but when you get to the crapper it goes away.

- I thought you had to shit.
- I did too, it was just a fartation.

by Dustin December 12, 2004

fartay

fartay is when one expels gas from ones rear end (a fart)

gavin: ewwwww you fartayed
togsy: no, that was goliath!
both: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwies! *shuffles away from goliath*

by d= January 25, 2008

femtastic

Referring to a feat that portrays extreme feministic qualities.

Wataru, after calling his gurlfriend up on the phone and bitching about another for hours and hours, felt that he had accomplished a femtastic act.

by Jazjit Maraya March 30, 2008

feetage

Combination of two peoples height. Originated in Higley Arizona.

The combined feetage of those two hotties is prolly 10'6"

by Michael April 6, 2005

fartastic

a smell that is closely related to that of a nasty fart.
or a person that feels a bit gasy.

riding in the car:
"what is that smell? did you just fart?"

"what? fart? no not me."

" it smells fartastic"

or

"i had mexican food for lunch so i'm a bit fartastic right now."

by Ricola83 January 20, 2009

Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg

"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"

by el reeko January 14, 2010