bottom feeding grub 

Typically a commonly named grub called the LankWayne or RancidLuci from the lowest of the low class of grubs. They're hairy and disgusting. They eat all the putrid shit found in the gutter from which it lives and spend their sorry existence telling these made up trash stories.

Did you hear about that/those bottom feeding grub now?!

I'm so glad I'm not a bottom feeding grub! I like showers and accurate info!
You're a bottom feeding grub, clean your act up!

bottom feeding grub by Pot'O'Crystal December 18, 2022

Feeding the Meter

Putting coins into a parking meter.

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.

Feeding the Meter by The_Buddy June 18, 2011

feeding the sea bass 

taking a good healthy dump, sending a care package to an other worldly place, raising the river level.

Q.: Man, what you doing in there?
A.: Just feeding the sea bass.

feeding the sea bass by t-bear October 7, 2003

feeding the chickens

A greeting, usually signified by one person wiggling their fingers in an upward like manner while the other person places their hand ontop of sed person's hand and reflects that action. Once you have "fed the chickens" both persons must then call each other bitches and return to what they were previously doing.

feeding the chickens
guy 1: *wiggles fingers
guy 2: *wiggles fingers
guy1 and guy2: bitch
*walk away*

feeding the chickens by CrazyEight October 28, 2009

Feeding the Ducks 

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.

Feeding the Ducks by ember33 July 15, 2011

feeding the strays 

when a attractive person talks back to a creeper

girl: omg this weird boy keeps texting me & wants to hang out but hes soo weird

boy: dont text back

girl: but hes kinda nice

boy: YOU GOTTA QUIT FEEDING THE STRAYS!

feeding the strays by ballsackhair5969 December 8, 2010

feeding a fed horse 

The autistic, aka PETA's alternative to "beating a dead horse"

Dude stop trying, you're just feeding a fed horse at this point.
Don't you mean "beating a dead horse"? You retard

feeding a fed horse by pigbenispro July 8, 2019