Turkish Farmer

Commonly refers to a farmer who enjoys plowing the fields of Turkey. However, it can also refer to a young boy who has a pair of drumsticks for legs.

Other names for a Turkish Farmer include:
1: Turkatron 9000
2: Turkasaurus Rex
3: Pharmaceutical Turk

#1: That little blonde-haired boy looks like a Turkish farmer!

#2: Person 1: Hey, I just bought 2 packs of gum for the price of one. The pharmaceutical turk behind the register gave me and ULTRA discount.

Person 2: Wow, what a big bad Turkasaurus Rex.

by Turkasaurus Rex August 4, 2009

mylene farmer

1. Mistress of French Pop music, tends to stay in the shadows. Not seen in daylight except in music video's, which is probably a special effect so she doesn't disintegrate. Music is Graceful and Spunky. Often Works with Laurent Boutonnat.

1. Did you see "Mylene Farmer" come out of that casket? She rocks!

by JanG May 13, 2005

farmer's tan

A tan where the tan lines are obviously caused by wearing normal clothes outside in the sun for long periods of time, instead of wearing swimwear or more suitable clothes for tanning.

Dude, your chest is so pale compared to your arms. And why are your knees so red? Get rid of that farmer's tan before you come to the beach again, it looks ridiculous!

by kwirk June 11, 2005

Farmer's Cough

The act of transferring phlegmy saliva into a woman's vagina or a male's anus and then swallowing it back.

I farmer's coughed my boyfriend which made me puke and get a shitty taste.
or
That fuckin Asian slut charged me fifty bucks for farmer's coughing her!

by Peppolla September 8, 2009

fraser

The sexiest Scottish man who can end up in anyone's bed

Hey, do you know Fraser
Oh of coarse, I fingered over him once

by Poseidon9921 September 10, 2016

farmer

An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!

(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)

Example: My father, the farmer

by The guy whose name you don't know February 8, 2007

farterific

A word used to describe the extremely catastrophic smell of the ass in which you just ripped.

"Wow... That one was farterific!!"

by crackah ass honkey June 26, 2006