Failperm

Variation of facepalm - only to be used for the greatest of failures. The collaboration of fail and perm provides a powerful implication of failing royally.

John: Want to listen to my new Nickelback album?

Mike: Failperm.

by master bateman October 26, 2009

failemando

a way of explaining how someone fails. created by a blonde.

"hey Paul i got my cock stuck in a blender"

"Failemando!!"

by padrick the third April 14, 2010

Failjet

Very similar to Failboat . A pack of douche bags trying to act smart. These people generally fail at life. Often used when "failboat" just doesn't seem enough to describe their fail.

M1: oh dude, those guys are aboard the failjet (guys trying to back a van into water to get their skyjets in) .
M2: damned yeah.

by KnightNL June 29, 2010

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

Failephant

Failure in grand proportions. Comparable in size to an elephant.

Me: "I wanted to go to the fair with my crew on Thursday, but my boy is in school, everyone was complaining about money, and the hot girl I told you I thought liked me is busy that day...with her boyfriend."

Nemesis: "Wow, what a failephant!"

by Evangelusher April 13, 2011

Failbeing

(n.) Failbeing: One who tries to dabble into one or more crafts or professions but fails miserably.

Matt: "...so you're like a hybrid, except you suck at all things."
Courtland: "So I'm just a failbeing then?"

by Thom1337 June 13, 2011

Failception

A fail that is posted on failblog.org that fails to be a fail. Also, a video fail on failblog.org that fails to play.

I was on failblog.org, and the fail shown was actually a win, resulting in a failception.

I was on failblog.org, and the video that was posted failed to play. F A I L C E P T I O N

by Plysomack September 12, 2011