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Facetime and Pump

Hey girl listen here why dont you hop on facetime so we can facetime and Pump.
by Wrefferoni March 12, 2018
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spicer fact

An incorrect fact told by someone who is living in an alternate and false reality. Inspired by White House press secretary Sean Spicer.
"After the break, here what spicer facts the White House press secretary told the American people at today's press conference."
by Stang January 22, 2017
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fact nazi

a person who is unable to apreciate good bull shit or truthiness
The teacher asked me where the guy in my paper came from, and he didn't know, so I told him Paraguay. Then some smart-ass fact nazis in the back corrected me.
by cap'n zack September 10, 2006
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Gary Fact

To make up a fact and/or talk utter shite. Usually used when the person in question has no idea what they're talking about and wants to look like they do.

Also known as Gary Facting or simply "Facting" when someone called Gary is around. I don't make the rules...
Gary Fact Example 1

Gary - "Rrrr, Golden Virginia is so moist it's only smoked by prisoners."

Everyone else - "Idiot..."


Example 2

Gary - "Halo 3 is definitely going to have 64 player multiplayer, 32 a side in the new big team battle, I read it in a magazine."

Everyone else - "Whuuuh?"
by EveryoneMan December 16, 2008
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Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!
by Pooptexter June 18, 2011
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FaceTime

A.) Using the FaceTime feature on the iphone 4 for sexual, hot, and/or naughty uses.

B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!
Me and my bitch was having some FaceTime, when my dog bumped open my door, scaring me. I dropped my iphone 4 on my mouth, chipping a tooth. I started to choke on a piece of the tooth. I started coughing really hard, and then I puked. My ho didn't know what was goin on, so she started freaking out. Needless to say, we don't fucks with FaceTime anymore.
by Rick Ross's moobs July 8, 2010
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factamundo

Noun:

Something which is known to have happened or to exist, especially something for which proof exists, or about which there is information. It can be used at the end of a sentence emphasize a statement's truth.

It can also be pronounced "Fact-a-fucking-mund-o"
"That Dale Winton is a right fucking nonce. Factamundo."

"Women should be banned from football. Factafuckingmundo."
by Doogster April 6, 2007
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