facebook

facebook is a site for people usually with an iq less than 80 OR they are usually over thirty. perfect for stalking n poking.
chat on facebook tonight, yeah?
by wellhello333 December 25, 2016
Get the facebook mug.

facebook

facebook is so over, you should try second life!
by dlgt November 07, 2007
Get the facebook mug.

Facebook

The only book teenagers read these days.
Ciera: I'm addicted to facebook.

Cheyenne: So am I. It's the only book I read anymore.

Ciera: Good one.
by nopantszone August 02, 2010
Get the Facebook mug.

Facebook

The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.

Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.
Mom: Are you doing your homework son?

Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.

Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.

Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!
by NigggaPleese February 25, 2010
Get the Facebook mug.

facebook

The act of slapping a person in the face with a book.
by Andrew_JD March 02, 2009
Get the facebook mug.

Facebooking

The act of putting off everything and talking to people on Faceboook
Talking to people on Facebook
Man, I couldn'tdo my report last night because I was Facebooking with Michelle
by T-Godd March 02, 2007
Get the Facebooking mug.

facebooker

1. Anyone who uses facebook.com.

2. facebook+hooker Someone who uses facebook to find sex partners
1. Wow. Nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. He must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.

2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."
by Maudlin La An May 05, 2010
Get the facebooker mug.