super erection

When you have an erection that is larger than your normal erection.

Man, I really love it when I have a super erection.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Educational Orgasm

That feeling of intense pleasure and satisfaction in finally understanding a concept taught to you at school that has left you mindfucked for a considerable period of time. On average, nerds are known to have more frequent and intense educational orgasms, and often it is these orgasms that drive them towards pursuing academic success. Regular highschool dumbfucks may never experience an educational orgasms, as they would typically consider sex with other people preferable to sex with a textbook.

Joey, NERD: WOW, I'm really getting the hang of these trigonometry questions, I am totally having an educational orgasm right now!
Will, REGULAR GUY: Calm down and get laid dude.

by warosaro May 18, 2014

epiction

A large network filled with teens

Hey, Have you went on epiction?

by Killaura August 20, 2017

Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

by D Flawless August 16, 2020

Educational Among Us

Educational Among Us is a common school practice (Mainly Used by Teachers) to make your students with no fucking knowledge hyped for a game they always play. It is used a lot nowadays, The Game Or if you even consider it a "Game" Will either include a paper worksheet or if you're in online school they will give you a shitty web game quiz to who's the impostor. The reason why this is shitty is that some websites profit off the game or just steal its contents from the main game, It is not fun you know why? You answer some fucking school-related questions. Schools mainly need to stop this because this is just making the game much worse. We didn't ask for this shit? Some of the web games are just one of those stolen Virtual Escape Games But coded differently (Some Are Made by Other Creators without stealing the assets from the steam game) Overall if you're a teacher and if you make your students hyped up for these games, Just stop You're not fucking funny or fun at all. You're literally just making the game again an online torture chamber, Just like school.

Teacher: We're about to play Among Us Students so get ready!
Student 1: Oh god not again why these shitty virtual escape games man!
Student 2: I am not even hyped up for this shitty Educational Among Us Game.

by Cheese Stick Lord. March 18, 2021

Erection Denier

When your Female partner acknowledges that you get it up but won’t do anything about it

Me: “You aight man? You seem disappointed. Married friend: man it’s been rough, haven’t hit it in 2 weeks. Me: Damn man ur old lady is such an Erection Denier!!

by Yell-A-wolF November 11, 2022

mental erection

1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically

man when i was talking to that girl a couple nights ago we just connected i got a mental erection.

by godking superdum November 9, 2009