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Emotional Constipation 

Emotional but unable to express it. Either because of 1.) numbness or 2.) it is socially inappropriate to do so.
1. Bob wants to cry but he just can't for some reason, even though he knows it will make him feel better. Guess he's experiencing some emotional constipation.

2. During the funeral, Jerry wanted to erupt into laughter but knew that it would be socially-inappropriate. She was emotionally-constipated.
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emotional miser 

A person who doesn't give much to others on an emotional level. He or she may be socially adept and charming and quite generous in other ways, but not when it comes to investing love and trust and friendship in fellow human beings. It could be a form of self-defense or it could be a kind of selfishness, or both. The pop cultural consensus is that emotional misers are missing out on the essential human experience by their disconnection. A common story arc features an emotional miser's transformation into a loving, connected, happier person -- often against his or her own will.
Ryan Bingham (George Clooney's character in Up in the Air) and Will Freeman (Hugh Grant's character in About a Boy) are examples of emotional misers in film and literature.
emotional miser by Mojotronica January 8, 2010

emotional tampon 

a man who listens to women's problems but never gets any sex from them
she just talks and talks and he listens, that dumbass emotional tampon will never get any pussy

Emotional Support Kpop Boy 

A term coined by lesbians to describe their attachment/ bond to their bias or favourite in a Kpop boy group. It is used to combat compuslory heterosexuality as well as the notion that we can’t be Kpop boy-group fans without being attracted to them.
Mark Lee is my emotional support kpop boy and I am his assigned lesbian
1.A mental state that arises spontaneously rather than through conscious effort and is often accompanied by physiological changes; a feeling.
2.A state of mental agitation or disturbance.
3.The part of the consciousness that involves feeling; sensibility.
1.The emotions of joy, sorrow, reverence, hate, and love.
2."He spoke unsteadily in a voice that betrayed his emotion"
3."The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect"(Isaac Bashevis)
emotion by Brendan November 12, 2003

Tired and emotional 

Meaning "drunk," a catchphrase popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of Labour Cabinet minister George Brown.
The party dragged on too long, Sam kept getting shot down by the girls he spoke too, and by dawn you could say he was tired and emotional.

Emotional Crit 

What one says after hurting another's feelings enough that they are left completely Speechless (or possibly in tears)
Mark: Steve, you're such an unbelievable prick that I hope you fall down in the middle of a construction site because you broke both of your legs and then have each and every muscle and bone crushed into oblivion as a JCB runs over your corpse...

Steve:*overwhelmed at the previous statement but at the same time fearfully anticipating this possibility*

Mark: EMOTIONAL CRIT!