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external ejactulation

when you ejactulate into a womans face
after sex you ejactulate into your womans face when she sleeps, this is the act of external ejactulation
by veedee June 30, 2006
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Bucaneer of Ejaculationary Fluids

More commonly refered to as Jizz Pirate, this is the name given to 'Jizz Pirates' on the black market, however to the law and most others Jizz Pirate is what they are known by.

It is possible that Jizz piracy is illegal so if you hear of it, remember: report it, don't support it!

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Jack was nervous at first, with the penis at his mouth, however remembering his new position of bucaneer of ejaculationary fluids, he knew that this mans semen needed to be hijacked.
by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009
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Sandcastle Ejaculation

Verb - While having sex on a beach, before climax, pulling out and Ejaculating(cumming,coming) on the sand. Afterwards, you build a small castle using the sand and ejaculate.

Noun - the once sticky, now dried residue of beach sex used for the construction of sand sculptures.
Verb
'Dave, how come your sandcastle is so sturdy?'
'Well, Bob, funny you should mention come. The secret is Sandcastle Ejaculation .'

Noun
'Damn Jeff, that is one big fucking sandcastle'
'Yeah, my balls ache...I sure needed a lot of Sandcastle Ejaculate to make that tower.'
by chris kringle October 4, 2006
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Multiple Ejaculation

When a man or a women Ejaculate Multiple times. Men can do this between the age of 14 and 25, and find it difficult when older, and have to take longer periods before stimulation. Women can very rarely cum, but can easily muliple ejaculate. A man can have an orgasm without cumming
a came twice, all over her perky tits(MULTIPLE EJACULATION)
by ROBERT SAVAGE June 11, 2006
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premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.
by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004
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collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended male ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his "load".
Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
by rccola July 11, 2007
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ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

When a man has the urge to ejaculate and is withdrawn from it by girls(or guys for you fags) who dont finish they SHIT! also known as "Blue Balls"
Chris was getting a handjob when the girl decided to leave therefore leaving him with ejaculation withdrawal syndrome
by Chris Chronic September 25, 2010
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