shalsting a douglas

To let out a perticularly nasty fart. It can also be shortened to dougie when it is only a small fart.

I just shalsted a douglas.

You've been shalsting a douglas alot these days.

Ooooh, I let off a few dougies there.

by disgruntled_goat July 29, 2004

Squared a Douglas

When one steps in the poo left by a dog. usually in the streets.

Whats up lad, why you stopping

shit lad, I've Squared a Douglas

have you squared one yah lad!

by GYPSY JOE September 06, 2010

james douglas

a sexy beast whom is good with the turtles and like their bum

ewww james douglas is ewww

by HotVelvetNugget February 25, 2016

Douglas Adam's Law

The observation that whomever seeks a position of power is by that fact quite likely to be the least suited to be in that position of power.

Etymology: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, quote "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

User: hay admin can i plz be mod?!?

Admin: Douglas Adam's Law, bitch.

by Tibyon February 28, 2012

John Patrick Douglas

A fun YouTube e that is relatable to all the kids. *dabs*
He loves the emoji movie so much he will make a camio in the new one ' the war of emojis ' as the forehead emoji.

Hey have you seen John Patrick Douglas

Yeah I heard he is being relatable with the kiddies

by l_Squiggley_l August 26, 2017

the Douglas Fir

Where a girl's pubic hair tickles a guy's balls while he fucks her.

I normally don't dig the natural look, but i love when my girl gives me the Douglas Fir.

by ThaneOfCawdor June 28, 2009

Martha Howe-Douglas

The woman in the group known as six idiots and 'them there'. She has played many roles in the film they made (Bill) and is the protagonist (and also the antagonist for a bit. Just watch it) in Yonderland. She also plays one of the ghosts in BBC ghosts and was in horrible histories.

She is rada trained (apparently) and is also an incredibly talented actress (apparently) and hot (apparently (not that I'd know anything about that hah...)).

Person 1: who played Cleopatra in horrible histories?
Person 2: Martha Howe-Douglas
Person 1: and who played the presenter, Sam in horrible histories?
Person 2: also Martha Howe-Douglas
Person 1: I refuse to believe that

by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 29, 2021