A word, which describes someone who has numerous personality defects, which make them undesirable and unfit for social interaction. These people are repulsive and are likened to a douche, a device used to clean the most unsightly areas of the human body--the asshole and the pussy, which, not by coincidence, are words often used interchangeably with the world "douche" to describe such a person. Characteristics of a douche, include but are not limited to being cocky, pompous, self-centered, selfish, mean-spirited, and of course, being an asshole or a pussy, as mentioned earlier.
That guy in the Camero is such a douche, I can smell his Drakkar even with my windows rolled up. His own mother must hate him. What an asshole/pussy.
by nartmot July 15, 2009
Get the Douchemug. by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007
Get the douchmug. by wari September 19, 2009
Get the Douchemug. 1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.
by YOREMA October 27, 2004
Get the Douchemug. "Je prendrai une douche." or "Cletus, after yo' sister squeezes out that young'n, go'n git her a douche from the Uni-Mart."
by Donald Duck May 1, 2003
Get the Douchemug. A douche is a mismatching, collar popping, wannabe player who is actually a jerk. they tend to be somewhat good at sports, yet they decide to wear very bright clothes and hit on chicks out of their league.
ex.
Aymane- look who's coming
Cam- awww not the douche again
Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up
Liz- I'm going to class now see ya
Aymane- look who's coming
Cam- awww not the douche again
Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up
Liz- I'm going to class now see ya
by daboiiiiiiz April 9, 2009
Get the Douchemug. by spencermoody December 11, 2010
Get the Douchemug.