Bag o' Douche

Women use it to clean their vajayjays

<fat person> anyone who doesn't liek WoW is a Bag o' Douche
<not fat person> NO U!

by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009

Douche Canoe

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

by FretWizard February 2, 2014

Doucheflag

Another name for car window flags.

People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.

Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.

by ronious January 13, 2010

douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.

Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

douchecockery

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

by papaelozo January 21, 2011

douche frames

White framed sunglasses.

Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

douchebag credits

when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.

Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.

by cra0422 December 1, 2015