dooced

To be fired for "objectionable posts" on your website.

Acidman aka Rob Smith, owner of Gut Rumbles.com was dooced by his employer, not for talking about work, but for talking about *things* and/or opinions that the company HR department found *objectionable*.

by Elizabeth Of the South June 13, 2005

Doofed

The Part Off Being High, Where Everything Becomes Motionless, By Smoking Large Amounts of Marijuana.

Dude...I'm So Fucking Doofed!

by AStonerXD August 6, 2011

Dooder

It is when you don't know the word for something, you substitute the word dooder.

Can you hand me that dooder over there?

I went to go pick up the dooder on the table.

by Dooder City December 22, 2008

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School

A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed.

Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp

Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me.
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.

Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!

by ohheyihateyou July 30, 2009

Dooch

This word is said by someone who fails at spelling the word Douche.

"You all are dooches. I'm too tired to deal with retards"

by Mickey thirtyfive March 17, 2009

dooced

To have all social hell break loose when people you know and/or family members finally find and read your blog.

I went throgh a lot of trouble to keep my blog anonymous. It's just not worth gettign dooced.

by Girl, Unblogged November 2, 2004

Drop a Doocy

when Press Secretary Jen Psaki runs Peter Doocy through the woodchipper

Pete Doocy—Fixed Noise asshole "correspondent" and press-pool troll—asked Jen Psaki if she considered network's christmas tree burning to be a mark on Biden's record. her Drop a Doocy reply: "have you checked Murdoch's whereabouts? probably an inside job. next question"

by Uncle Joosie December 13, 2021