dismaltagious

1) (adj) - Egregiously Henious and offensive to the utmost extreme; so bad you just have to make up a word to describe it

That band was so dismaltagious that a crazed fan castrated the lead singer with a rusty spork

by Chris Murphy May 3, 2003

Valentine's Dismay

to be completely dismayed at the price of Roses, chocolates and other assorted 'Valentines' day gifts

I was going to get Sandy something, but when I got to the florist I got a case of 'Valentine's Dismay' How can they charge that much?

by The Valentiner February 14, 2008

Docism

As you age and your hearing begins to fail. The words that you hear are no longer the words that are actually being spoken. The responses that you give that no longer make sense in a natural conversational manner would be considered a docism.

My dad's buying a Jeep......What's you dad buying sheep for....Oh what a docism.
Your name's Crazy....your names Tracy....Oh your names Francine.

by dcrophopper May 7, 2015

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

dosmo

fat ass nigga who eats all the time

Man look at Dark over there, he really dosmo rn

by yeahitsmeyeat January 14, 2023

Musials Law of Early Dismissal

When the entire team at your office gets dismissed for their merits and great work. Except you, because you set up a conference call for the last hour of the day.

Musials Law of Early Dismissal dude I have to stay, but enjoy happy hour.

by Lennyd215 February 6, 2012

Pubic Dismay

The awful feeling a man experiences when he slides his hand down a young woman's panties, only to find that she shaves/waxes her pubic area. This effect only applies to a small number of American men (aprox 1-2%)who enjoy a nice full bush over the generic standard of a shorn beaver.

I had the worst case of pubic dismay on Friday night when I took that pig home. Her attempts to be sexy for me were ruined when I felt her brillo pad pussy.

by tactrash May 2, 2008