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snoop dogging

unintentionally shitting a person's face when only contemplating farting on said persons face.
did you hear about charles snoop dogging his brother? my homeboy charles was just like yo dog ima fart on this fools face...he totally totally shitted on that fools mouth.
by MCwheelchairjimmy February 25, 2012
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dogging

Where one lurks in the bushes and peeps at unsuspecting folks having relations in their vehicle; often while enjoying oneself carnally
Sting and I enjoyed a long night of edging and dogging
by lrgportion December 14, 2016
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Dodging the Mirror

Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.
Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket

Tom:What are you doing?

Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.

Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....
by themainbwana July 30, 2009
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Dogging

Making the deliberate decision to eat your lunch from dog-bowl-like container.
Want to join for lunch?
Nah mate, I'm dogging with Billy.
by jolof July 14, 2022
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Gray Dogging

Blowing old people in public places. Specifically, public places in England.
Bloke #1: Have you seen Nigel?
Bloke #2: He got pissed and was gray dogging a hobo behind the pub last I saw.
by ermaghernet October 23, 2012
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meat dogging

When a penis just passes the flacid state and before it is erect. It occurs when the penis is starting to slowly enlarge, yet still pliable.
The second she bent over to pick up her pen I started meat dogging.
by MilfCity February 26, 2014
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weiner dogging

Certain dog breeds, weiner dogs included, are unable to stop eating even if they are full. Resulting in becoming ill, and even death.

Eating long past you are full, or knowingly should have stopped; and now feel sick.
"I am weiner dogging so bad, but this food is just too good!"

Friend dragging chip basket out of reach.."Quit weiner dogging you said you were full 5 times already."
by Khappylittletrees November 14, 2018
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